Gem

Mum and dad are having a clear-out, but dad is reluctant to chuck away all his tatty old magazines, and ropes in Jonny to secretly hide the stash back at his flat.

When Adam and Jonny come home to find Dad secretly peering into his underpants with a magnifying glass, they're desperate to find out what he's looking at.

Mum's excited about the new curtains, but the boys and Grandma think they're horrible. Mum is annoyed.

When Mum finds out that Dad didn't throw away his old boxes of science magazines in their clear-out, she goes mad.

It's Adam's birthday. As he arrives home, a silver Mercedes almost runs him over. Inside, is Sheila Bloom - or 'Bitchface' as Adam and his family call her.

Adam comes home to find the house looking immaculate, with classical music playing in the living room, Mum's posh bowls on the dinner table, and most mysteriously - the table is set for five.