Kenny vs Spenny

Kenny vs. Spenny is the funniest reality show on TV today! These two guys will do anything to win their challenges and to humiliate the loser!

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Episodes Season 1

  • 1. Who Can Stay Awake the Longest?

    The first one to fall asleep loses. Without stimulants, Spenny feels he can outlast the lazy Kenny but Kenny is chugging coffee because he’s highly motivated by the prospect of eventual hallucinations.

  • 2. Who Do Girls Like Most?

    Kenny and Spenny agree to date the same girl - the one she likes best is the winner. Though they both try to impress, one has lost before the competition has started. Kenny pulls out all the stops for this critically important competition.

  • 3. Who Can Lose the most Weight in 3 Days?

    The boys risk heart attacks and fainting spells to see who can lose the most weight in 72 hours. Laxatives, starvation, sweating, colonics, spitting, and dehydration are just a few strategies of this epic contest. Do not try this at home!!!

  • 4. Who Can Earn the Most Money?

    Will Spenny’s hard work and perseverance win over Kenny’s effortless and brilliant money-making schemes?

  • 5. Who Can Put on the Best Concert?

    The boys write and perform their own original song. Spenny embraces his childhood fantasy and forms a rock band while Kenny tries to con the judges by conducting a full children’s choir as they perform perhaps the cheesiest song ever written.

  • 6. Who is the Best Fashion Designer?

    Spenny tries to bring political consciousness to the superficial world of fashion, as Kenny finally gets his chance to create skimpy swimwear and get close to yummy hottie models.

  • 7. Who is the Sanest?

    Kenny and Spenny get various psychiatric evaluations to see who is the sanest. Will Spenny’s paranoia and neurosis cost him victory, or will the head-shrinkers see thorough Kenny’s con-man ways giving Spenny victory?

  • 8. Who Can Stay Handcuffed the Longest?

    The boys are handcuffed together and the first one to take off the cuffs is the loser. Kenny becomes mega-annoying, cleverly using everything he knows about Spenny to make his life a living hell.

  • 9. Who Can Stand Up The Longest?

    This competition degenerates into a philosophical argument about what it means to stand. Is Kenny actually standing in his vertical sleeping bag apparatus or has he just managed to outsmart Spenny?

  • 10. Who is the Better Chef?

    Kenny has always been a much better cook than Spenny so he pledges to play by the rules. Spenny, knowing he’s screwed, goes against his moral code, and finally decides it’s time to cheat.

  • 11. Who Can Stay Blindfolded the Longest?

    Kenny decides to make this competition “The Torture Spenny Show.” Imagine being blind and having a madman torment you. Spenny won’t have to imagine.

  • 12. Mini Competitions

    Kenny and Spenny do a series of fast-paced mini-competitions. Spitting grapes, climbing stairs, standing on their head, rock/paper scissors, wrestling - and many more. One gets injured, the other wins.

  • 13. Who Can Sit on a Cow the Longest?

    Dairy cows don’t like being mounted and they can run faster than most people. Will Kenny’s bag of dirty tricks help him to stay on his cow longer than Spenny? The boys risk life and limb and learn more than they ever wanted to know about cow dung.

  • 14. Who Can Win a Beauty Pageant?

    Formal wear, swimsuits, talent, and personality will all be put to the test as one of the boys gets to wear the tiara. Taking the superficial route, Kenny makes himself as gorgeous as possible, while Spenny hopelessly learns to tap dance.

  • 15. Who is the Strongest?

    Kenny, who knows he’s stronger, offers up his sister Miriam to compete in a bench press competition. Spenny takes the challenge not fully realizing that if he loses to Kenny’s sister, it will be the most humiliating defeat he’s ever suffered.

  • 16. Who Makes the Most Convincing Woman?

    The boys, in full drag, host a ladies-night-out cocktail party at the house. The real women will choose which one has transformed himself into the most convincing woman: Will it be Kendra, the slutty party girl, or Spennita, the career woman, who wants it all.

  • 17. Who Do Kids Like Better?

    Seven six-year-olds spend half the day with Kenny then half the day with Spenny. The kids decide which guy they like most. Kenny spoils them rotten, while Spenny takes them on a mysterious fantasy adventure.

  • 18. Who is the Better Actor?

    Taking the stage, the boys perform a theater piece judged by a professional. Kenny brings back the lost art of mime, while Spenny, using his embattled friendship with Kenny as inspiration, writes and acts a scene where he plays 1950’s down and out prize fighter.

  • 19. Who is the Better Figure Skater?

    The boys hit the rink to see who is the better figure skater. Kenny, as usual, has to think on his feet because he can’t skate, while Spenny works very hard on his ever-so-cheesy tribute to rock and roll.

  • 20. Who Can Survive in the Woods The Longest?

    It’s a city boy’s worst nightmare, as Kenny and Spenny have to fend for themselves in the unforgiving wilderness. This fish-out-of-water competition has the boys pathetically attempting to make fire, hunt, forage, and build shelter while driving each other crazy.

  • 21. Who Can Last the Longest without Arms?

    Kenny and Spenny are in another endurance contest. Their arms are tied and the first guy to use them loses. The boys have to try and survive, living life as amputees. Can they survive going to the bathroom, or eating and watching TV without the use of their most important appendages?

  • 22. Who Can Win A Court Case?

    Kenny thinks that Spenny owes him a lot of money from picking up tabs over the years. He takes Spenny to court, brilliantly arguing his case as Spenny attempts to assassinate Kenny’s character, which given his behavior on the show, shouldn’t be too hard.

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