1. Punches Pilot
After thirty years, Maria finally tells Sal the truth - she was a virgin when she found out she was pregnant with him. Sal is the Second Coming! In an effort to placate his mother’s insane claim, Sal sets out to do one good deed. One. Take a Homeless Guy to lunch. It’s a gesture that starts with the best intentions, but ends with Sal getting thrown in jail where he performs his first ‘miracle’.